Wanted: Culinary Patron

9 Sep

Me: recent college grad/victim of a legendarily-anemic job market with a passion for creating and consuming fine food and drink.

You: sophisticated dame with a taste for the finer things, an interest in supporting the dream of a burgeoning foodie, and ummm…maybe a little cash to throw around.  A pool house would be pretty sweet too.

Wanted: financial assistance (call it an arts grant if that makes you feel better) covering tuition at a leading institution of culinary instruction.

Perks: For me – a lift down the road towards a career I love, the companionship and support of a classy lady of impeccable tastes; for you – the warm tinglies of altruism, a personal chef-in-training, uhh…what else is it gonna take?

Interested parties, leave contact info in the comments section and I will review all proposals in a prompt and thoughtful manner.

If you need a little arm candy for a red carpet event or a part-time landscaper/cabana boy, I guess we might be able to work that out too.

4 Responses to “Wanted: Culinary Patron”

  1. Kathy September 9, 2009 at 4:30 PM #

    Kendall was the reason I moved to Chicago way back when. It’s a good school; I just decided The Life wasn’t for me.

    Should I know who the dame in the photo is?

  2. 43north89west September 9, 2009 at 7:51 PM #

    Dame = Courtney Cox, star of the hit new show Cougar Town!

  3. BabaYaga March 25, 2010 at 8:04 AM #

    great, another foodie trying to get into the biz, it’s like someone who likes driving getting into independent trucking

    • 43north89west March 25, 2010 at 1:03 PM #

      Two professions better served by disinterested parties? Not quite sure what your angle is here, bub, but thanks for reading.

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