The only thing hard about this stuff is finishing the whole bottle. Yeah, I said it.
Do you like apple cider? Sure, who doesn’t? Do you ever wish it was twice as sweet with a smack of bubblegum? Well, not personally, but apparently some people do. Or at least the great folk at mike’s hard ____ seem to think so. Luckily, my roommate has a sweet inside line to the newest concoctions coming out of La Crosse, WI. Tis’ the season for gutrot.
BeerBeverage: mike’s hard spiced apple
Style: Spiced sugar liquid
Vitals: not for long
Description: “Premium malt beverage with natural flavors and certified colors”
My take: GAH! The only thing certified about this stuff is the certainty of sugar cramps at 4am. Should come packaged with an insulin syringe. And a tongue scraper. But at 5.9% abv, it’ll give you a mild buzz to temper the stomach convulsions. Tis’ the season for sugar crashes. Yes, I’m still drinking it. Momma taught me to clean my plate. Don’t judge me.
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